You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

I asked my son to stop, but he wouldn't listen, and he fucked me and fucked me

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

Brother, do you use mom's panties to jerk off your dick? Fuck me, no one's home

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home